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  • Ernest Goes to Africa

  • Ernest Goes to Camp

    ★★★

  • 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

    ★★

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★½

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  • Ernest Goes to Africa

    Ernest Goes to Africa

    "The leopards are more predictable." Sums up Ernest's later films fairly well... things got DARK in the later years. Grinding up a golsfish just seemed out of character, knowutimean? What people probably don't know about this film is that Director John Cherry had to put his PAs on "boob patrol" while filming with the local African villagers... read Keeping With the Clown and you'll learn all sorts of fun facts like that one! 😅

  • 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

    3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

    ★★

    Jeez, theme park security used to be pretty lax, letting teenage girls bring their Futaba nitro R/C helicopters through the gates. "Bummer man, you peed your pants!" People don't cut the creative ridiculousness of this installment in the 3 Ninjas series enough slack. Before Tobey Maguire fell in front of his people on a subway car, there was Dave Dragon at Mega Mountain. XD

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  • The Phantom Tollbooth

    The Phantom Tollbooth

    Watched many times growing up. Means more to me than even I know! Wickedly imaginative and colorful. "Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life!"

  • Coven

    Coven

    ★★★

    An awesome experiment in contemporary cinema, Coven looks back at the classics it was inspired by (Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, The Last House on the Left). The perfect companion piece to the 1999 documentary, American Movie. I'd recommend viewing the documentary first, because it makes the quality of the film, the stories behind the actors and locations, as well as the whole personality and mentality behind writer/producer/director/actor Mark Borchardt so much more understandable and enjoyable. "You try to help me now, man! You try to help me now!"