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  • Halloween: Resurrection

    Halloween: Resurrection

    The kind of bad sequel that makes you forget why you even liked any of these movies in the first place. Is this the worst sequel of the big four slasher icons? Almost certainly. What even could compete with it? FREDDY’S DEAD? TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION? JASON GOES TO HELL? They’ve got nothing on this abominable piece of shit. It’s been a long time since I’ve hated a movie this much.

  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale

    This might be one of my favorite movies of all time now and I’m desperately terrified that ignorant dipshits are going to ruin it a la PULP FICTION and FIGHT CLUB.

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  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    Not as good as any of the movies Carpenter put his name on, but *worlds* better than 4-6. It’s sort of weird that they didn’t take this opportunity to jettison the siblings story, but at the same time it’s fun to see Jamie Lee Curtis in a proper sequel to HALLOWEEN II. My only real problem with the movie (and, it’s sort of a big one) is that the movie doesn’t have a second act. We spend half the movie…

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    In the third act of Quentin Tarantino’s INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS, an audience is locked in a theater that’s burning down around them while the projected image on screen cackles at their fate.

    That’s basically I’M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. A raw, unwieldy, audacious expression of both burning rage and morbid glee at the horrible, stupid, absurd ways we’re all slowly destroying ourselves. It’s a movie that never lets you get comfortable, taking left turn after left turn, and getting more and…