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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    The true villain of this lifeless and overlong piece of garbage is the person who decided that Be Prepared would be better off as a 30-second spoken word poem.

    I think this mostly just raised my opinion of the original, because despite its problematic politics, at least it's not this.

  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder


    One of the absolute best murder mystery films I have ever seen. Fascinating from start to finish.

    I also very much enjoyed the crazy, over the top karate moves.

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  • Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

    This thing officially marks the point where Black Mirror changed into Netflix's personal self-congratulatory masturbation porn.

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King


    The performances, soundtrack and visuals are of course legendary and among the best of the best of 90's Disney, but I can't help but feel that the story and messages behind it don't at all hold up nowadays.

    I mean, I can't be the only one who thinks Mufasa's explanation of the Circle of Life is kinda fucked up, and the less said about the implications of the situation with the hyenas the better.