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  • 8½
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Third Man

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  • David: Story of David

    ★★½

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★½

  • Thirteen Lives

    ★★★½

  • Elevator to the Gallows

    ★★★★

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  • The Story of My Wife

    The Story of My Wife

    HELP, this film is forever long, I’m still inside the cinema watching this fucking bland tasteless soap opera and there are like another 2 hours to go at least. I already slept, had lunch, socialised with the nearby fellow inmates, had dinner, slept again… I can see people getting older.
    If you’re reading this, I’m probably still inside, I beg you, SEND HELP!

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★

    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... there were a lot of desktop screensavers and a very inconclusive and messy plot. 

    Perhaps it will improve as a grandiose cinematic opera to be conceived with its upcoming sequel(s), but so far it doesn’t quite work as a stand-alone movie. Lots of fireworks that alas don’t explode.