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  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out

    Surely there is no better example of a movie that gets on your last nerve and stays there for the duration. I’m ok with bait-and-switch thrillers, but this one grew increasingly more and more obnoxious as it went on. Better Watch Out, indeed.

  • Scrooged

    Scrooged

    What a sour, hateful, bilious, wildly overrated Christmas “classic.” Not for one second do I buy Murray’s transformation, nor that anyone in his orbit, least of all nice-gal Karen Allen, would fall for it, either. There are at least two other, better movies in which Bill Murray plays straight man to a bunch of special effects ghosts. This is garbage. Bah humbug!

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  • The Late, Great Planet Earth

    The Late, Great Planet Earth

    Hate to break it to you, humanity, but according to "The Late Great Planet Earth," the world is going to end in 1982. Or maybe the year 2000. Or not. But probably.

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    ★★

    Is it wrong that I didn't entirely hate the new "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"?