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  • Futurama: Bender's Game

    ★½

  • Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs

    ★★★

  • Futurama: Bender's Big Score

    ★★½

  • Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog

    ★★★★½

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  • Futurama: Bender's Game

    Futurama: Bender's Game

    ★½

    "Whoosh!"

    ^ How I felt for most of the jokes.

    ‘“It’d be cheaper to fill the tank with Nobel Prize winner’s sperm.” The Dixie Chicks. "It’s a hobo and a rabbit. But they’re making a hobbit!” All of these failed to get a chuckle out of me (had to Google The Dixie Chicks).

    This was easily my most bored experience watching the DTV movies of Futurama. Even season 11 of The Simpsons got a few giggles out of me some…

  • Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs

    Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs

    ★★★

    Eh. As Zack Handlen of AV Club accurately said in his review, BwaBB has lower highs and higher lows. The "highs" of Bender's Big Score would be Lars' plot, which became a lot more interesting than the tentacle alien in retrospect once the plot twist was revealed at the end of the film. The "lows" of BBS were far more boring and tedious than BwaBB, but only because Bender is (ironically) far more hilarious here than in his titular movie, whether it's "No crap,…

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  • Toy Story 2

    Toy Story 2

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it."

    How do you continue a story that's been wrapped up nicely? For many, the first Toy Story was the perfect Pixar movie, the best of the lot. The first computer animated feature film in cinema history, Toy Story not only changed the face of the animation industry…

  • One Piece: The Movie

    One Piece: The Movie

    ★★★½

    A movie about finding a Macguffin treasure. Very fitting for One Piece's first movie. The symbolic plot serves as a great introduction to the main point of the series - the journey is better than the destination.