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  • Amityville: The Awakening

    Amityville: The Awakening

    18/31 Days of Horror – Hoop-tober 4.0

    My initial intent was to write and film a proper review of this film, maybe even add some gags and make it funny. However, this... thing tired me so much that I do not want to think about it for a looong time. So, for your enjoyment, here are all the notes I took during my viewing experience:

    - Wait, Franck Khalfoun directed this? WHY?!?
    - Bella Thorne Sucks
    - Why is Jennifer…

  • Loving Vincent

    Loving Vincent


    Let's get this out of the way: Loving Vincent is not a bad movie. The technique used is beyond impressive, with over 100 painters who created each one of  the 65000 frames in the style of Van Gogh's paintings. From the very beginning, it is hard to be impressed by how fluid some of the movements are, and the transitions are beautifully executed. It is a true work of art... if you look at this as a collection of paintings.…

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water


    Of all the movies that are premiering here at the 74th Venice International Film Festival, this is the one I was most excited about. Written and directed by Guillermo del Toro, starring Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, Doug Jones, Octavia Spencer, and Richard Jenkins, The Shape of Water is a fantasy romance set during the Cold War.

    The undeniable star of the film has to be del Toro’s crew: the makeup and special effects used to bring the creature to life…

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    I have been staring at a blank page for the past hour. In my ears, the score of 1982’s Blade Runner by Vangelis keeps on playing the Tears in the Rain track on repeat. In my mind, I do not know what to write. I take a sip of whiskey from my glass, and my thoughts go back to 2019’s Los Angeles, Deckard, the Tyrell Corp., Rachel, and Roy Batty.

    No… this isn’t right…

    I shut off the music. This…