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Hooptober 2019: Bonus film #7
Carburators, man! That's what life is all about.
The best adaptation of Phantom of the Opera.
The best adaptation of Faust.
The best horror musical.
The second best Jessica Harper picture in which the main villain is stabbed with a piece of a bird.
Look, when you rob a guy who's got insurance, you're doing him a favor. You're giving him a little excitement in his life, a story to tell. He becomes a more interesting person because you robbed him. You boost the insurance company because the publicity gets people to buy insurance. You do the fuzz a favor because, well, you prove they're necessary and deserving of a big pay boost.
He's probably right, I should look into becoming a professional burglar...