Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Hard Boiled
  • RoboCop
  • Suspiria

Recent activity

  • Universal Soldier: Regeneration


  • Flaming Brothers


  • Nemesis 2: Nebula


  • The Mark of Zorro


Pinned reviews

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise


    Hooptober 2019: Bonus film #7

    Carburators, man! That's what life is all about.

    The best adaptation of Phantom of the Opera.
    The best adaptation of Faust.
    The best horror musical.
    The second best Jessica Harper picture in which the main villain is stabbed with a piece of a bird.

  • Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II

    Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II


    That title is just lazy, they could've called this Godzilla, Rodan and Super-Mechagodzilla: Giant Monster All-Out Custody Battle.

Recent reviews

  • Universal Soldier: Regeneration

    Universal Soldier: Regeneration


    Woovember 2022: Film #30
    An action film directed by John Hyams

    You often contemplate the complexity of life?

    The thinking man's straight-to-video legacy sequel.

  • Flaming Brothers

    Flaming Brothers


    Woovember 2022: Film #29
    An action film starring Chow Yun-Fat

    Excellent melodrama, I need to check out more of Wong Kar-Wai's early screenplays.

Popular reviews

  • Rocketman



    I liked the part where Elton John turns into a rocket and explodes. Most biopics would have skipped that historical event.

  • The Man Who Knew Too Much

    The Man Who Knew Too Much


    If you ever get hungry, our garden back home is full of snails. We tried everything to get rid of them. We never thought of a Frenchman!

    Jimmy Stewart's just a massive dork in this, he gets outsmarted by a couch, a loaf of bread and a roasted chicken, all in the same scene. Later he gets bitten by a stuffed tiger.