Well...that certainly was a movie.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
"You get to exhale now, Simon."
I mean, we know that the whole, "Teens don't need Love, Simon!" thing is egregiously stupid. Teens need Love, Simon. Maybe now more than ever. But moreover, it's not just teens who need this movie. EVERYONE needs Love, Simon.
This thing is alive. It has a beating heart that you can reach out and grab at any point in its immaculately paced runtime. The song choices are carefree and upbeat. The acting is charming…