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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One


    My absolute favourite thing about Ready Player One is going to be all the dweebs it was made specifically for clambering over each other to hate it the most. Merry christmas, straight white dudenerds!

  • Tomb Raider

    Tomb Raider


    she doesn't have the range

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  • Passengers



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I haven't had time to write a full review of this as I only saw it not 12 hours ago, but I can't help but jot down something about Passengers' unpleasant undercurrent. Rewatching the trailers and marketing material, I couldn't believe how misleading they were about something very important to the film's core premise:

    Only Chris Pratt's Jim woke up early due to a malfunction on the ship. The first solid half hour is him moping about the Avalon starship,…

  • Red Sparrow

    Red Sparrow

    hey siri show me a straight teenage boy's jerkoff fantasy that's been directed like an over-budget Starz rip-off of The Americans where literally nothing that happens is important but they've made sure you get to see plenty of sideboob while its star is being tortured