I have just experienced Things. The inept horror version of Jeanne Dielman.
Oh, the conundrum of what to rate bad films. This one is entertaining at points, with it's sad-sack schlubs overdubbing scenes of them drinking beer and sitting around. Mundanity at it's worst, but that's where the films shines.
Interspersed are stardard low-budget gore effects filmed without any clarity or imagination. No matter how bad that gets, that stuff is never fun to watch.
Stay for after the credits…