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  • The Last Boy Scout
  • The Monster Squad
  • Drive
  • The Raid

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  • Halloween Kills

  • Malignant

    ★★★★

  • Kate

    ★★½

  • Don't Breathe 2

    ★★★½

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    "Evil dies tonight!" doesn't sound cool. Not, like, at all. Who wrote that? Who wrote that and thought, "yeah I'm really on to something here, maaaan" ??? I know I could look up who wrote it. Whatever. This movie sucks.

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★

    I'm going to give this 4 stars. That is more than it really deserves but I appreciate seeing something this nuts getting a mainstream theatrical release. This is the type of crazy crap you caught on late-night cable as a kid. It's bananas, I love it, God bless James Wan.

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  • Omega Doom

    Omega Doom

    ★★

    Omega Doom is a take on Yojimbo set in a post-apocalyptic future. All of the characters are cyborgs of different factions, competing to find a hidden cache of weapons. It's all pretty silly but something about it kept me watching through to the end, and I think I might even recommend it. Maybe it was getting by on Rutger Hauer's charisma alone. Makes you wonder what he could have done with a better robot script.