Jarom "Solar" Norris

I'm won't tell you which movies are the best ones, but I will tell you which were the best to me.

Favorite films

  • BlacKkKlansman
  • Jojo Rabbit
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • About Time

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  • Bullet Train

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

  • Don Jon

    ★★★½

  • Lightyear

    ★★★½

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  • Don Jon

    Don Jon

    ★★★½

    I've got so many good one-liners for this review I'm going to write them all, here we go:

    I too would like to know how the Catholic Church calculates the Hail Marys.

    Give Brie Larson the Oscar!

    Unlike porn, real pussy will kill you.

    Really all that Jon needed the whole time was to be on bottom.

    JGL actually rote a part for himself where he jacked off too much.

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★★½

    Everyone on Letterboxd has the same terrible joke

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  • On the Count of Three

    On the Count of Three

    ★★★★

    "Guns are crazy, how are these legal??"

    On Tuesday my girlfriend asked what our first Sundance movie was and I said "the comedy about the friends who want to commit suicide" and realized I may have made a terrible mistake. It's a terrible sounding premise, especially coming from me who gave A Star Is Born only 1 star for the way it handles suicide (spoilers).

    In the end though I liked the way the characters and their desire to kill…

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ½

    Never before have I had a movie give me anxiety because I was so freaking desperate for it to get on with it. I thought if I had to look at one more shot of Kubrick's vacation with a color filter on it I was going to scream. So much iconic, amazing, moving music and beautifully designed shots were used to absolutely no emotional end. You can draw meaningful musings out of abstract imagery all day long but just saying things doesn't make you interesting.

    And HAL 9000 doesn't even do anything???