Favorite films

  • Footlight Parade
  • Dames
  • Gold Diggers of 1933
  • 42nd Street

Recent activity

  • Wendybird

  • The Two Faces of January


  • Body Double


  • Hawaiian Vacation


Recent reviews

  • Rio



    I rate this as an acceptable level of horny for a kids film.

  • Dream Lover

    Dream Lover


    James Spader here: I’m an architect. I love architecture. Architecture is my passion, I’m the best, greatest architect. 

    Also Spader here: So my vision for my house is that it is essentially the longest hallway in the world.

Popular reviews

  • The Secret Life of Bees

    The Secret Life of Bees


    I kind of wish this movie was less about the pretty white girl's typical 'rediscovering her mom' junk and more about Hudson's discovery and connection to a group of women who embody so many of her own feelings that she could never express before.

    Instead, the dramatic beats seem like less of an awakening than a mishmash. The insertion of contemporary music is jarring, and the overuse of montage covers some moments that would be better left explored. Just kind of unsatisfying overall, though it has a lot of good pieces.

  • Ball of Fire

    Ball of Fire


    Can you imagine not liking this movie? What the fuck.