A24 = :(
A24 also = :vomitface: because Cuban Pete said so. Don't ask.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This review is being written upon completion of my fourth viewing of The Void. This is being written for a friend to try and convey why I don't particularly enjoy The Void despite it being everything that I would look for in a horror movie.
*--MASSIVE PLOT SPOILERS ABOUND, BEWARE--*
Before I start, though -- I want to address all the whiny, lazy reviews that accuse this movie of being a Carpenter knockoff or comparing to other movies because of…