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  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog


    Well, here we are — the Sonic the Hedgehog movie. It’s finally here. After a disastrous launch trailer forced Paramount to push the movie back four months for a redesign, many fans speculated as to whether or not the redesign would be any good, or even worth it for that matter. When the second and final trailer released, and the redesign was seen, the internet swooned with praise and relief. That relief, however, only lasted for a moment as the…

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)


    I'm going to keep this quick. This is one of the better films to come out of the DCEU. This feels like what Suicide Squad was supposed to be. A fun, dark, gritty, action romp with an all star cast and group of characters. This feels like that film on paper.

    In terms of execution, it's about 80% that.

    It's not bad by any means. It's well-directed, well-acted, mostly-well-written, and overall, is just so much fun. Margot Robbie just nails…

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  • Joker



    How does one start a review for a movie like this? A movie with so much praise, but at the same time, so much controversy.  It won a lot of awards, yes, but does it condone violence on people left and right? Should it win dozens more awards? Should it not? Is it a masterpiece or is it incel garbage that deserves no time of day? These are all valid questions, some more than others, and I have answers to…

  • Who Killed Captain Alex?

    Who Killed Captain Alex?


    The movie itself is not at all comprehensible and if it was judged seriously, it would be a 1 or 3 out of 10. But you can't judge this movie by itself, because one, it already does that, and two, if you know the context of how this movie was made, you can only sit back and appreciate the gift that has just been handed to you. The writer and director of this movie lives in Uganda. The town he…