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  • SuperFly

    SuperFly

    ★★½

    Well-performed across the board, but it feels content to just be a rote version of itself. The action is blah, the lead's plan to make one last score is dull, and outside of a little revenge-against-corrupt-cops, there's not much on this movie's mind politically.

    Instead, the most memorable things here are Trevor Jackson's hair and a three-way scene that is awesome in how audaciously gratuitous it is.

  • Mile 22

    Mile 22

    ½

    This should've been my shit. An amoral, dick-swinging movie about violent soldiers engaged in non-stop enemy warfare, accompanied by the guy from fucking The Raid and John Malkovich in a hilarious wig and Chuck Taylors. THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN MY SHIT.

    I'm good with amorality in action movies. I'm good with awful, faux-grizzled dialogue. I'm good with villainous plans that make genuinely less than zero sense. I can even be good with Mark Wahlberg playing an SNL Parody of Mark Wahlberg.…

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  • Passengers

    Passengers

    ½

    In this theater, no one could hear me scream.

  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    ½

    In case you were wondering, this is still one the ugliest, most brainless, most unpleasant, and most fucking terrible movies made in your lifetime.