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Recent reviews

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  Inside 2023

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2023

  not much here beyond the initial premise... but when your initial premise is "Willem Dafoe trapped in a fancy penthouse," you could do a lot worse.

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  Shazam! Fury of the Gods 2023

  ★½ Watched 20 Mar 2023

  all of the Hero Actors more or less mirror the ages and mannerisms of the Child Actors, but Zachary Levi is in a completely different movie. he's going Jim Carrey level broad the entire movie, so even if it wasn't half an hour too long (it is), it would still be fairly exhausting due to his leading performance.

  Levi's performance also makes for strange bedfellows with Sandberg's mean streak-- I respect that he wants to take the time to show…

Popular reviews

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  Passengers 2016

  ½ Watched 20 Dec 2016

  In this theater, no one could hear me scream.

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  Sucker Punch 2011

  ½ Rewatched 24 Aug 2013 3

  In case you were wondering, this is still one the ugliest, most brainless, most unpleasant, and most fucking terrible movies made in your lifetime.