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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    "Welcome... to Jurassic World"

    Almost an exact copy of The Lost World minus Pete Postlethwaite's excellent great white hunter.

    Oh and a story...

  • Hereditary



    "Is there something on your mind?"

    This dethroned The Talented Mr Ripley as the most boring film I've watched in the cinema.

    This is essentially a modern day remake of The Witch same ideas, people going mad, Black Peter replaced with a boring medium and the pay off came in the last few minutes of the film, involving some more floating bodies and naked lunatics.

    Hardly a game changer...

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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    ”Whatever you do, do it carefully”

    I was a big fan of the breakfast he ordered but unfortunately not much else...

  • Annihilation



    "It's not destroying... It's making something new."

    The result of cross breeding Event Horizon and Under The Skin with a light smattering of the visual aesthetics of The Last of Us

    Pretty if a little shallow...