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  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    PSYCH! IT IS THE FUCKING GREATEST! VISUALLY DYNAMIC! AUDIBLY INSPIRING (THE SCORE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I CAN SWING)! NICOLAS CAGE IS TWO STEPS AWAY FROM SAYING MRAH-SHEE! THEY GOT A SPIDERPERSON FOR THE WEEABOOS! ITS SO THEMATICALLY DENSE, EVERY CHARACTER HAS AN ARC THAT IS STILL ABLE TO TRAJECT AROUND MILES AND COLLIDE SO ITS NOT CONVOLUTED. ITS GOT MOMENTUM FOR DAYS.

    BUT ABOVE ALL IT WANTS TO PLAY AROUND WITH DEPTH AND ANGLES AND FRAME RATE IN A…

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ½

    This kid Miles is making me so fucking mad, he got them thousand dollar Off White Jordan Ones and doesn't tie his shoelaces?! Fuck this movie.

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  • mother!

    mother!

    ★½

    Aronofsky thinks he's hot shit, I can literally make the same movie, themes and all.

    Just give me 10 minutes on Roller Coaster Tycoon.

  • Shark Tale

    Shark Tale

    ½

    "And may that first child, be a masculine child." -Luca Brasi to Don Lino on the day of Lenny's birth.

    What the fuck did you think The Godfather meant by "swimming with the fishes"?