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  • Predestination

    Predestination

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Okay, that was a brain fuck.

    The one thing I don't understand however; how does Jane/John essentially create himself/herself? Wouldn't......wait, literally as I was typing that I figured it out. No new genes are being created, it's the same fucking person. How else would the baby come out?? I mean, in theory it makes sense, I suppose. Dude, wtf, this movie.

  • Overlord

    Overlord

    ★★★

    This campy piece of shit didn't know what the hell it wanted to be...or maybe it did. Either way it was sloppy and down right boring.

    The horror elements were trite, and the WWII stuff was completely inaccurate. I can get down with some nazi zombies, but the film didn't do shit to even capture a glimpse of that era. The director just took some 2018 actors, sprinkled some 2018 Hollywood magic on it and said, "ehh I guess this takes place in the 1940's. Who gives a fuck."

    I was bored.

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    It Follows

    ★★★★

    The best ad for celibacy I've ever seen.

  • Fresh Guacamole

    Fresh Guacamole

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    The definition of a satisfying watch.