i saw la la land 5 times in 1 day
my words are intended exactly as seriously as u decide to interpret them

Favorite films

  • Kung Fu Panda
  • The Nice Guys
  • Amélie
  • Short Cuts

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Recent reviews

  • Saw X

    Saw X


    john kramer and batman share a moral philosophy

  • Dumb Money

    Dumb Money


    pumping my fist muttering fuck ya under my breath every 3 min. eating the rich is fun but u gotta really cook those mfers first

Popular reviews

  • Cruella



    Five ladies walked into the showing late and spent a few minutes continually changing their seats and whispering loudly to each other. They finally got settled in, and then this kid started making noise. One of the women got up, walked over to the kid and told him to "please shut the fuck up." The kid's mom yelled at her and called her a "white trash bitch" and she yelled back and called her fat, and a major shouting match…

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7


    Aaron Sorkin is way too good a writer to be forced to work with such a mediocre director as Aaron Sorkin