A movie simultaneously too corny and too KoЯny

Lauren Lapkus is great and I want to see her as the lead on better movies

Let’s not and say we did

This isn't worth watching even with the We Hate Movies commentary, what a slog.

And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the lions that Favreau digitally created, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the CGI lions. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food.