Minarchist Film Critic and Entertainment Commentator. Mean to Hollywood 95.4% of The Time

Favorite films

  • Stand by Me
  • The Blues Brothers
  • The Thing
  • Hell or High Water

Recent activity

  • Bros


  • Smile


  • Pearl


  • Don't Worry Darling

Recent reviews

  • Bros



    As a film critic, I am willing to look past A LOT of questionable content within the context of a film for the sake of storytelling. But there comes a point where I have to draw the line when I know the filmmakers in question are operating in bad faith.

    Billy Eichner has been making the waves begging anyone with a pulse to watch his latest Universal Studios film ‘Bros’ which according to him (and no one else), is the…

  • Smile



    The film “Smile” may win the award for the best marketing strategy of 2022.

    In a viral marketing campaign, actors from the film appeared at various baseball games throughout the country behind home plate and began to smile creepily into the camera. When social media users took hold of this, a lot of questions arose about the origin of the smile thus boosting the interest in an otherwise mundane word of mouth for the film.

    By buying a few $500…

Popular reviews

  • The Woman King

    The Woman King

    What do you call a historical epic that omits key details to the story to avoid telling the truth…a fantasy.

    “The Woman King'' is the name of Hollywood’s latest fantasy film masquerading as a historic fact and there is a strong possibility that the film will be showered with awards next year. Of course, it has nothing to do with the quality of the movie. It’s all about what the film represents.

    “The Woman King” is the textbook definition of…

  • Hustlers



    Do you hate capitalism?

    Do you love feminism?

    Do you hate Wall Street?

    If you do, you will LOVE this film…if not, there is NOTHING for you here.

    Hustlers is producer Adam McKay’s latest “Wall Street is bad” film project where a bunch of strippers rob people who progressives believe are responsible for the 2008 financial crisis. The idea of the film is “well, they ‘robbed’ us, so it’s okay to rob them because capitalism is bad”. So from the…