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  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis

    The only thing I liked about this movie was the cat

  • The Edge of Seventeen

    The Edge of Seventeen

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this girl sends a guy a text message saying she wants to suck his dick and then cries when he only wants to have sex with her and doesn't want to get to know her

    honestly not even mad at him


    wtf

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  • Pan's Labyrinth

    Pan's Labyrinth

    ★★★★★

    This movie just ripped my heart out, tore it in half, threw it on the floor and then stepped on it

  • The Legend of Tarzan

    The Legend of Tarzan

    ½

    The only reason why I sat through this entire film was because I paid to see it in theaters. And I regret it.