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  • Deck the Halls

    Deck the Halls

    ★½

    Listen to the podcast: www.stinkermadness.com/episodes/movie-reviews/entry/films/deck-the-halls

    When it comes to the Christmas Flop, there's not too many floppier than 2006's Deck the Halls. I could be the groan-inducing jokes, the two one-time (and future) A-listers with their careers on the skids, or the really cliche and played plot. But mostly it's just that you hate the characters and want them to explode in a ball of fire.

    Both of these men are horrible people. Which works great in a forum like…

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★½

    Listen to the podcast: www.stinkermadness.com/episodes/movie-reviews/entry/films/batman-returns
    Well if Die Hard is an Xmas Movie well so is this turd. Batman makes his debut on the show, yet manages to avoid being in the Batman movie. Catwoman is the un-sexy. Walkan doesn't Walkan out and Danny Devito gets thrown under the bus. Everything people think about this film is wrong.

    First off, and here's you breaking point - BATMAN ISN'T IN THE BATMAN MOVIE!!! At the 1 hour mark, Batman has only…

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  • Swamp Thing

    Swamp Thing

    ★★★½

    Listen to the podcast: www.stinkermadness.com/episodes/movie-reviews/entry/films/swamp-thing

    Nothing says the follow-up to Superman like a budget movie, right? It's that weird mix of camp, bad costumes, a busty lady, and villians of dubious intent. Oh, and it's also a fairy-tale love story. WTF is Swamp Thing?

    It's surprisingly bad. Nothing can prepare you for how crummy this film is. You've got all the pieces that should make for an OK movie - the established Wes Craven only 2 years before his masterpiece.…

  • Dreamcatcher

    Dreamcatcher

    ★★★★

    Four buddies with superpowers given to them by an alien that may or may not be mentally handicapped, have to team up to stop poop monsters from making people get icky tummies. Really, that's the movie. Wow....

    Questions abound in this thing. It is more dubious than Wicker Man. How do the aliens work? What's their reproduction cycle? Are the shit weasels actually the same species? Why is it called Dreamcatcher? Is Duddits mentally handicapped or just has a speech…