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  • Ghost Rider

    Ghost Rider

    Look, I don't expect quality from a Nicolas Cage film, but I believe I deserve the right to be entertained by a manic performance at the very least.

    This is a film about a man who turns into a flame covered skeleton and rides a motorbike. How do you make that so unbelievably dull and boring?

    I think I was only engaged when Cage was eating jelly beans. I don't know what to make of that.

    Fuck movies. I love movies.

  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    Mr. & Mrs. Smith


    Where is my sequel to this and Wanted, Hollywood?

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  • Batman: The Killing Joke

    Batman: The Killing Joke

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I was very much looking forward to this. I haven't read the comic, but everyone talked about it like it was the second coming of Jesus. An R-rated Batman film. It had potential to be amazing.

    Well, this is mostly just a horrible mess. The voice performances are great, Mark Hamill is incredible as expected as The Joker. The inclusion of both Hamill and Kevin Conroy makes me feel like it could be canon to the Arkham game series (Which…

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals


    Nocturnal Animals might just feature the weirdest opening titles of all-time. From the opening shot I had no idea what I was in for. In fact, I had no idea what I was in for at all, I've never ever seen a trailer for this film, I went in completely blind, and I loved it.

    It's a beautiful looking film, from lots of scenic New Mexico cinematography and a bit of night-time city scenes. The performances were all amazing (Gyllenhaal…