Look, I don't expect quality from a Nicolas Cage film, but I believe I deserve the right to be entertained by a manic performance at the very least.
This is a film about a man who turns into a flame covered skeleton and rides a motorbike. How do you make that so unbelievably dull and boring?
I think I was only engaged when Cage was eating jelly beans. I don't know what to make of that.
Fuck movies. I love movies.