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  • The Godfather
  • The Graduate
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • GoodFellas

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  • Dune

    ★★★½

  • Snakehead

  • Army of Thieves

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★½

    "Dune" ain't shit compared to previous Denis Villeneuve efforts "Prisoners," "Sicario," "Arrival" and "Blade Runner 2049." It's a great-looking movie that's thoroughly lacking in character development. There wasn't enough naked Stellar Skateboard for me. Jason Momoa's easily the standout of the cast. Duncan Idaho? More like dunkin' on a hoe. The Graboids from "Tremors" are way cooler than the sandworms. I'd rather drink Kevin Costner's urine in "Waterworld" than all them dudes' spit.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★

    Actually liked this a little less the second time through, but I'll stick with my original star rating as there's killer kills and I love me some Big John and Little John. Watching "Halloween Kills" again I was struck by the notion that Anthony Michael Hall would be aces casting as Donald Trump.

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  • Spielberg

    Spielberg

    ★★★★½

    Watching Scorsese fangurl over Spielberg is pretty much the most adorable thing ever.

  • The Guest

    The Guest

    ★★★★½

    This movie is fucking rad. The description of it being a combination of Halloween and The Terminator is apropos - throw in a dash of John Hughes' oeuvre, The Bourne Identity and Drive and you really get the idea. Dan Stevens is awesome in the titular role - he looks a bit like a young Michael Biehn and kills like Schwarzenegger. Director Adam Wingard and writer Simon Barrett improve upon the already impressive game they displayed in You're Next. The Guest is a badass genre exercise with style to burn.