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LEGO Disney Princess: The Castle Quest 2023
Put this on for mindless background noise while I did something on the computer and found myself getting surprisingly invested in it.
The "I got an axe!" running gag aside, I really appreciated that Disney did not go with the uncharitable contemporary read of Snow White by saying that she was one of those weak "need a man" princesses of old and instead focused on her kindness and her genuine love for animals. Since she can command an entire forest…
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A Monster in Paris 2011
Imagine if Raoul forgot that the sunflower seed in his pocket was sprayed with that miracle growth formula and he ate it. His body would've popped like a grape in a microwave.
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Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation 1986
You don't watch this movie for the Care Bears. You watch this movie to see the blossoming romance between Christy, a girl who wishes she was Camp Champ, and Dark Heart, an ancient shape-shifting evil who likes to take the form of a red-haired boy in a track suit.
Also that scene where Dark Heart tries to invade Care-A-Lot by pretending to be a mechanic for the Care-O-Meter is a work of cinematic art.
