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  • Mama


    January 18, 2013 was my 13th birthday and a very special one at that for the universe had given me something I could have only dreamed for; a Guillermo del Toro produced horror film. I could not have possibly been more excited to have my day marked by such a blessing to film world... so imagine my utter disappointment when it turned out to be this piece if absolute horse shit.

    This film contains everything that made early 2010's era…

  • Man-Thing



    This movie is super underrated and it actually blows my fucking mind. You're telling me Marvel has a B-grade horror movie under their belt and it's somehow not a cult classic?!?!!? It's far from perfect; it is painfully slow at times and the protags are dull as a river stone, but there is a lot to love about this movie. Firstly, the gore effects are fucking phenomenal. The effects get a little iffy when they're CG, but so do the…

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  • Chris Rock: Selective Outrage

    Chris Rock: Selective Outrage


    I'm pretty sure my mans only told 1 joke in 66 minutes and it wasn't even about Will Smith.

  • Pinocchio


    Once again Disney spits out another shitty remake; completely misunderstand the original by overcomplicating the narrative, replacing key character moments, and spoon-feeding the morals through dialogue instead of through the story. What an absolute worthless piece of dogshit.