January 18, 2013 was my 13th birthday and a very special one at that for the universe had given me something I could have only dreamed for; a Guillermo del Toro produced horror film. I could not have possibly been more excited to have my day marked by such a blessing to film world... so imagine my utter disappointment when it turned out to be this piece if absolute horse shit.
This film contains everything that made early 2010's era…
This movie is super underrated and it actually blows my fucking mind. You're telling me Marvel has a B-grade horror movie under their belt and it's somehow not a cult classic?!?!!? It's far from perfect; it is painfully slow at times and the protags are dull as a river stone, but there is a lot to love about this movie. Firstly, the gore effects are fucking phenomenal. The effects get a little iffy when they're CG, but so do the…
It is rare for me to come to find a movie so instantly boring that every single second fills me with dread.
Seems like a fun little throwback game but the graphics are admittedly hard to look past.
I'm pretty sure my mans only told 1 joke in 66 minutes and it wasn't even about Will Smith.
