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  • Billy Madison

    Billy Madison

    ★★★★★

    Anyone who doesn’t think this is a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ movie needs to go back to school. Even though there’s a bunch of things wrong with it....it glorifies teaching as a career in a way that doesn’t piss me off. Also, Buschemi lipstick scene = auto 5 stars plus immunity. It’s just so perfect.

  • Ibiza

    Ibiza

    ★★

    This movie made me feel SO old and grumpy. I was so disgusted and all “youngsters these days are so fucked”. 20 minutes in I was done and we stopped watching. Then I googled Gillian Jacobs and it turns out we’re the same age. What a weird day...but y’know...whateverrrrr #birthdayweekend

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

    Blade Runner 2049 is the perfect first date movie. Because if he/she don't dig it, they're super-lame, probably a Mental-B replicant at best, and definitely not the man/woman of your unicorn 🦄 dreams.

    Oh. And this one's a bonafide, long-awaited, ridgey-didge, full-throttle, rootin' tootin', no-holds-barred 6/5. (🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄/5)

  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★★

    Is this what an erection feels like?
     🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 / 💦💦💦💦☔️
    (6/5)