I watch a lot of movies and probably rate most of them higher than I should.

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  • Greenland



    Lesson: In case of a natural disaster, don't have a kid who can fuck up your plans.

  • Invasion U.S.A.

    Invasion U.S.A.


    Richard Lynch is batshit crazy and just wants to kill everyone, this is some prime '80s Action and probably the best movie Chuck Norris ever did.

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  • Troll 2

    Troll 2


    The greatest bad movie ever made. Talk about The Room or Birdemic all you want, this blows them out of the water by being both equally terrible and awesome at the same time.

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    Inside Llewyn Davis


    At this point I don't think the Coens could make a movie I hate. Absolutely perfect in every way and a very good contender for my favorite movie of 2013.