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  • Bride of Re-Animator

    Bride of Re-Animator


    lacks the clinical efficiency, sharp wit, and mastery of tone the original had - in other words, this is pretty sloppy, unfocused, and pretty dim-witted. But Jeffrey Combs is God (literally and figuratively) and his performance and Yuzna's penchant for gleefully deranged mad scientist gore gags keep this movie's heart beating. Pretty much worth it for the last 15 minutes when Yuzna + Screaming Mad George go completely cuckoo.

    If there had to be a sequel to Re-Animator, well, this might not be the best version of that, but it's what we have.

  • BlacKkKlansman



    Like history written with lightning.

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