• Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★

    out of touch meta commentary garbage that thinks it’s so important and smart but in reality is an overly long, pretentious piece of shit. A movie made for the sole purpose of making middle aged white people to go “wow that really is how it is isnt it.” It’s idea of satire is just to smack it’s audience in the face with its message, dumbed down to the point where Adam Mckay clearly thinks his audience is a bunch of…

  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★½

    absolutely adored this from beginning to end and one that still leaves me with so much to put into place. An unsettling meditation on masculinity. Excellently demonstrated through the macho, abusive and closeted Phil Burbank who’s given a subtle and conflicted performance from Cumberbatch, not quite loveable yet a character who feels worthy of empathy. Dunst is also wonderful and Plemmons turns in a quiet yet effective performance. The picturesque landscapes of New Zealand are beautifully captured through some excellent…

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★★★

    this was really fucking good. Super creative in its presentation and story telling, Andrew was honest and subtle while also being maximalist and animated in his performance. Capturing the essence of Larson so beautifully. Every music number fucking banged and ultimately it made me really care about something that prior I had no interest in. I am the most synical person towards the theatre so the fact I was so engaged throughout the film is just a testament to the brilliance of it.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

    seen this twice now and while not perfect, if ur a fan of the material i can’t see how you can’t eat this shit up. Willem Dafoe is incredible, the three spidermen work so well together and are perfect in their own ways (so happy Andrew finally got to be in a good spiderman movie). The action scenes are filmed beautifully, feeling more meticulous and thought out than the CGI noise we’ve become accustomed to throughout the franchise’s history. Choreography,…

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    too many thoughts and feelings right now to cohesively articulate how i feel so i’m just gonna say it was everything i wanted it to be and more, as visually stunning as a film can be. can’t wait to watch it again in imax.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    great fun for the whole family 😁

  • He's All That

    He's All That

    losing the will to live? completed it mate.

  • This Is Spinal Tap

    This Is Spinal Tap

    ★★★★½

    well good innit

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★

    gotta get myself a cum belt

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

    ★★★★★

    told my mum this movie was about disco.

  • Climax

    Climax

    ★★★★★

    i hope i get invited to Gaspar Noe’s birthday party.

  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★★

    forgot how fucking good this thing is. not a frame or line that feels out of place and possibly the best last twenty minutes in cinematic history. the perfect crime drama.