I swear to god if I have one more conversation where this comes up that ends with me snapping "it's got nothing to do with Simon Pegg" I'm going to totally lose my shit.

I watched this by mistake thinking it was the first Tomie. It was that sort of a day.

I have two pink plastic flamingos. I was so excited the day they came I wore my flamingo patterned socks to celebrate. I called them cinzano & bianco. It seemed to rain for a whole week after. They still looked majestic.

To me David Bowie is the perfect person to play an alien. I don't think I'm actually convinced he isn't one. Nothing human could be that other worldly, that elegantly beautiful.

Not so much a review as lost in a lovesick haze.

I don't like Johnny Depp but that was bloody good, annoyingly.