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  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising


    One of the opening sequences in GDT's original PACIFIC RIM takes place in Anchorage: a snow-swept tundra whereupon a titan falls and brothers are separated by the cruel gulch of death. It's poetic cinema.

    The opening sequence of Steven S. Deknight's PACIFIC RIM: UPRISING takes place on a sandy beach in fucking Pasadena. Wacky robots roll around and make funny noises.

    That's really all you need to know.

  • Unsane



    Reading through Steven Soderbergh's credits before writing confused the shit out of me.

    He really does not give a fuck about the auteur and does WHATEVER he wants, huh?

    That type of freedom must be absolutely liberating.

    UNSANE feels like it could have been made by many other filmmakers. There is no defining qualities to it, the story is mostly typical woman-in-trouble stuff, peppered with genre-indulgent moments of schlock horror. The person behind the camera could very easily be you,…

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  • One of Us

    One of Us


    "Wikipedia was a gift from God. Yeah."

    *hits a fatty rip on a tricked-out vape pen*

  • The Beguiled

    The Beguiled


    Okay, but do you motherfuckers remember when Colin Farrell threw a turtle??

    In THE BEGUILED, Sofia Coppola writes and directs an airtight Southern Gothic narrative about fragile masculinity and gender politics, teeming with subtext and sexuality. It's awesome.

    What Coppola manages to do with 90 minutes is what most filmmakers wish to do with the entirety of their careers, and she does it effortlessly. Not only is her film solid as hell, it's hysterical and a blast to watch with…