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  • Ramen Heads

    Ramen Heads


    Pro: I have been wanting to watch this for a year or so now, and it just so happened to be streaming on my flight to Italy. Nice. It is a phenomenal piece of ethnography, and is not afraid to aim really high.

    Con: About 3/4ths of the way through, someone projectile vomited behind us and things got real stinky.

  • Mr. Happy

    Mr. Happy

    Remember when Chance was fun?

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  • One of Us

    One of Us


    "Wikipedia was a gift from God. Yeah."

    *hits a fatty rip on a tricked-out vape pen*

  • The Beguiled

    The Beguiled


    Okay, but do you motherfuckers remember when Colin Farrell threw a turtle??

    In THE BEGUILED, Sofia Coppola writes and directs an airtight Southern Gothic narrative about fragile masculinity and gender politics, teeming with subtext and sexuality. It's awesome.

    What Coppola manages to do with 90 minutes is what most filmmakers wish to do with the entirety of their careers, and she does it effortlessly. Not only is her film solid as hell, it's hysterical and a blast to watch with…