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  • 8:46


    We saw ourselves like you see yourself.

    Eerie. In this bizarre moment we are all currently experiencing, who better to guide us across the River Styx than Dave Chappelle? Here, completely unhinged and brazen, raw as a nerve, angry as shit, but utterly vindicated and proven right by reality time and time again. What he manages to do in less than a half hour of material - connecting the seemingly-disparate dots of Candance Owens, Kobe Bryant, Christopher Dorner, his own…

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  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs


    Kinda baffled by the astronomically high marks for this one, but I'm extremely happy that society is finally catching up to The Lonely Island boys. If this is what gets them their next blank check, then I am more than willing to forgive you (yes, you) for not turning out in droves for POPSTAR...

    Idk, it's totally fine. Andy Samberg and Cristin Milioti make for a very sweet couple, JK Simmons swag surfs in the full LIVE BY NIGHT, the soundtrack is eclectic, etc etc. It just never fully wriggles out of being an extendo Funny or Die sketch, imo.

    Again: idk.

  • Mucho Mucho Amor

    Mucho Mucho Amor


    > tfw Lin Manuel Miranda takes a selfie with Walter Mercado and crops his own dad out of the frame.

    Pretty solid puff-piece concerning one of the many seemingly-omnipresent raconteurs of my childhood. Days when mom was working and I was stuck at home with my dad, it was PREDATOR, and vice-versa was Primer Impacto (for what seemed like an eternity) followed by Walter reading you your horoscope. Ears perked up, eyes were glued, shushes were shushed, until he blew you…

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  • Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

    Eric Andre: Legalize Everything


    Was honestly a little put-off up until that very last bit, facetiming the dude's mom in front of the crowd. That, and his classic dick-tucking bit, really got me. It reminded of how sweet Eric can be, and that his eccentricity is natural to him, not performative at all. He's earnestly an oddball and very comfortable with that. Total freedom!

    I still don't know if regular-ass stand-up is the best format for Eric, but he really makes it his own,…

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Let Pierce Brosnan sing, you cowards.