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  • The Only Son

    The Only Son


    Ozu owns because all of his movies are about mothers and sons, and everyone knows a lot about architecture for some reason.

  • Proud Mary

    Proud Mary


    Far too self-serious to ever be fun. This is Hallmark Channel garbage wrapped in the fleeting veneer of blaxploitation.

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  • One of Us

    One of Us


    "Wikipedia was a gift from God. Yeah."

    *hits a fatty rip on a tricked-out vape pen*

  • The Beguiled

    The Beguiled


    Okay, but do you motherfuckers remember when Colin Farrell threw a turtle??

    In THE BEGUILED, Sofia Coppola writes and directs an airtight Southern Gothic narrative about fragile masculinity and gender politics, teeming with subtext and sexuality. It's awesome.

    What Coppola manages to do with 90 minutes is what most filmmakers wish to do with the entirety of their careers, and she does it effortlessly. Not only is her film solid as hell, it's hysterical and a blast to watch with…