Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Withnail & I
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Dune

Recent activity

  • High Fidelity


  • The Boat


  • The Maltese Falcon


  • Slash Back

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Jerry Maguire

    Jerry Maguire

    The beige Volvo of cinema. Tedious, bland, predictable… I could go on but I’ve wasted enough of my life on this already.

    I wish I could remember who recommended it to me so I can be sure to ignore their advice in future.

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I had high hopes for this after enjoying Tangerine and reading so many positive reviews, but no; this one isn't for me. If an endless cacophony of screaming kids doesn't set your teeth on edge, and you don't find the gaudy theme-park aesthetic unremittingly depressing, you may have more patience with it.

    Slow-moving, plot-light, social realism can be completely engrossing (i.e. Paterson), but not here - there's little to hold your attention other than a morbid sense of curiosity over…