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  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ★★★★★

    its like wreck it ralph meets the emoji movie meets ready player one meets deadpool meets unfriended on lsd with crazy visuals

  • Venom

    Venom

    ★★★★★

    I got a review filled with shit for the strong-willed
    When the movie gives you a raw deal
    Sets you off 'til you scream, "Piss off! Half a star!"
    When it shows scenes to you like you don't belong
    Or tells you you're in the wrong theater
    When something's in your mitochondrial
    'Cause it latched on to you, like—

    Knock knock, let the movie in
    Malevolent as I've ever been, head is reviewin'
    This movie's screamin', "L-L-L-Let me in!"
    L-L-L-Like…

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  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ½

    it should just be called Frances because i didnt laugh one fucking time

  • Gravity

    Gravity

    ½

    there are only two actors fuck that wheres the alien