I got a review filled with shit for the strong-willed
When the movie gives you a raw deal
Sets you off 'til you scream, "Piss off! Half a star!"
When it shows scenes to you like you don't belong
Or tells you you're in the wrong theater
When something's in your mitochondrial
'Cause it latched on to you, like—

Knock knock, let the movie in
Malevolent as I've ever been, head is reviewin'
This movie's screamin', "L-L-L-Let me in!"
L-L-L-Like…