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  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★

  • Blonde

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★★

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  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★

    My partner and I stopped to get coffee on the way home after watching this movie. I was carrying our leftover popcorn, and the barista asked if we’d just come from the cinema, and why we’d seen. My partner said “Marcel the Shell with Shoes On”, and they said “What?”, and I said “Marcel the Shell with Shoes On”, and they said “What’s it about?” And before answering I had to ask “how online were you 12-15 years ago?” to understand how much detail was needed.

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    The experience of watching Blonde is deeply unsettling, and it doesn’t even do us the courtesy of being a horror film.

    I’d seen a lot of pretty negative reviews for this movie (namely around its historical inaccuracy) but decided to watch it because of the one Oscar nom. The thing I don’t think anyone mentioned — and certainly the thing that upset me the most while watching — was the sound design. At certain points in the film, with no obvious narrative…

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  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    Would I ever recommend this movie to another human being?

    No, of course not. 

    Will I ever not watch it on Thanksgiving?

    Also no.

  • White Noise

    White Noise

    ★★★

    1. I can’t decide if Noah Baumbach needs to lay off the weed, or needs more weed
    2. Adam Driver’s impression of Pete Holmes is remarkable
    3. This was found under “Comedies” on Netflix, which makes me really curious about how they draw that line
    4. Kids should use the word “canard” more often