larger than you'd expect given the circumstances
OK fine. So the writing sucks, the direction sucks, the acting (mostly) sucks, & Vanilla Ice is really cool if you're 9, white, & terminally bored. Those fucking stupid pants hit way too close to home—pretty sure they were sewn by my grandma circa 1989, with no pockets. Jesus. HOWEVER, the production design & the cinematography (by Janusz Kamiński, who's no slouch, let's face it—Schindler's List, anyone?) are incredible, making this the sort of garbage one has to see before one dies. Whatever. Just don't pay for it.