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  Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery 2022

  ★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  If you ever want to know the killer in a Rian Johnson movie, just look at who the most famous actor is.

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  The Whale 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2023

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  James and the Giant Peach 1996

  ★★★ Watched 08 May 2021 1

  I suppose the real peach was the friends we made along the way.

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  The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run 2020

  ½ Watched 22 Aug 2020 1

  I loved the animation and texture on the characters. The colours were vibrant and pleasing to the eye. But it’s an absolute narrative mess. Barely any structure at all. I’m a whiny man-child that takes nostalgia too seriously. The world is changing around me and it’s scary. I like the part where Patrick farts. Funny.