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  • Batman Forever

    ★★½

  • Batman Returns

    ★★★★½

  • Batman

    ★★★★

  • The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans

    ★★★★½

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  • Sunshine

    Sunshine

    ★★★★★

    #365Days365Movies

    "Sunshine" (2007)
    * dir: Danny Boyle
    * Science Fiction / Adventure / Theological Thriller
    [ ★★★★★ / ★★★★★ ]

    "At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here. Nothing but stardust."

    ...aaaand sometimes, you just feel like rewatching your favorite film of all time.

    Danny Boyle's "Sunshine" is one of my most personally treasured…

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  • Batman Forever

    Batman Forever

    ★★½

    #OneHundredPercentingMyCollection

    "Batman Forever" (1995)
    * dir: Joel Schumacher
    * Fantasy / Adventure / If You Kill Him, He Won't Learn Nothin'
    [ ★★½ / ★★★★★ ]

    I don't think we acknowledge enough as a culture just how truly bizarre it is that TOMMY LEE JONES is in this goddamn movie.

    Has he ever done anything remotely close to this kind of performance, before or since? No, right? Wild.

    Unfortunately, "Batman Forever" otherwise loses points right away due to the fact…

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★½

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    "Batman Returns" (1992)
    * dir: Tim Burton
    * Fantasy / Adventure / Michelle Pfeiffer In Oversized Glasses And Frumpy Business Attire
    [ ★★★★½ / ★★★★★ ]

    "They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' them on a slab!"

    Ohhh...now I understand all those bizarre, unsettling-yet-appealing feelings I remember having whenever I'd catch pieces of this on TV as a child!

    I gotta say: it's a bold decision to make the horniest superhero film ever made also be…

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  • Prince of Darkness

    Prince of Darkness

    ★★★★★

    #365Days365Movies
    #Hooptober8

    💀 NUMBER SIXTEEN 💀
    💀 TWO FROM YOUR BIRTH YEAR (1987) 💀

    "Prince Of Darkness" (1987)
    * dir: John Carpenter
    * Horror / Dread / Getting Donald Pleasance To Say "Pure Evil" Again
    [ ★★★★★ / ★★★★★ ]

    "Our logic collapses, at a subatomic level, into ghosts and shadows."

    "There is truth in flesh."

    I'm so happy to be seeing the overwhelmingly high scores for this one all over Letterboxd lately as people rediscover or watch it for…

  • The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans

    The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans

    ★★★★½

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    "The Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call - New Orleans" (2009)
    * dir: Werner Herzog
    * Drama / Crime / Nicolas Cage Menacingly Shaving With An Electric Razor
    [ ★★★★½ / ★★★★★ ]

    "Do fish have dreams?"

    This movie is legitimately out of its ever-loving mind and it also made me feel a lot of complicated, conflicting emotions that I'm still attempting to internally process. I laughed a lot, but it also made me quietly contemplative and more than a bit sad.

    *squints at director name*

    Ah. That tracks.