yes i'm giving this five stars. i'm not a coward
Casey Malone ★★★★★
This is the least sexy movie of all time which is ironic because this thing FUCKS.
Casey Malone ★★★★
Bill Paxton is at a ten this entire movie and it always works perfectly.
Dark, funny, violent, sexy and sensual as hell. I'd never seen it, but its status as…
Casey Malone ★★
A better Assassin's Creed and a much shittier Batman, this is the most generic film I've ever seen in my entire life. If you've seen other movies, you've seen this…
Casey Malone ★★★★½
Finally saw this and I probably would have jumped at it sooner if someone had told me it's two hours of Clint Eastwood destroying the mythology of the Western he…
Casey Malone ★★½
God, so much beautiful set design WASTED on the fact that Eli Roth is a graceless moron. His lack of style and inability to stage a simple action scene turned…
Kevin Church ★★★★½
I love this movie unabashedly. This has everything: over the top machismo, homoerotic overtones, a cute sidekick who does more than just mince while the hero does his business, quotable…
John Schork ★★½
I have such a weird, irrational soft spot for this movie. I can't make a realistic argument that it's good, but it's a fascinating failure I get a nostalgic yen…