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  • Erin Brockovich
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Recent reviews

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  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion


    Me holding up Benoit Blanc by the collar with my pinkie: “I just think he’s neat”

Popular reviews

  • Parasite



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Remember when Bong Joon-ho invented concrete and then simultaneously made us all terrified of it?

  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat


    the dance of freedom. the death bells. the rising of the cat in the hat. one of the most magnificent, sublime, monumental, extraordinary scenes in cinema history.