Favorite films

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • Buffalo '66
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Booksmart

Recent activity

  • Asteroid City


  • The Batman


  • Choose Love

  • Theater Camp


Recent reviews

  • Barbie



    pink glittery tears fell down my face once again

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem


    Michaelangelo beautified what biblical shepherd? Raphael splish splashed colors and painted what?Donatello garnished bronze on who? Leonardo Mona Lisa’d who
    my turtles are crime fighters by night and art creators by day.

Popular reviews

  • Lightyear



    let’s not forget Clueless also came out in 1995 and yet Andy chose this as his favorite movie

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    my brother’s comments while watching The Batman with no context:

    “is Gotham a real place? if it was a real place I think it would be Seattle”

    “he [Batman] looks like a scout” 

    “huh. she’s [Catwoman] a bad guy. a bad girl” 

    “imagine the Riddler starts skiing at Batman. they were on a mountain and the Riddler grabs some skis and starts skiing down it”

    “Batman looks like an old man. do you notice it? it’s so obvious” 

    “that’s why…