Favorite films

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • Buffalo '66
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Booksmart

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  • Asteroid City

    ★★★½

  • The Batman

    ★★★★½

  • Choose Love

  • Theater Camp

    ★★★½

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★½

    pink glittery tears fell down my face once again

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★½

    Michaelangelo beautified what biblical shepherd? Raphael splish splashed colors and painted what?Donatello garnished bronze on who? Leonardo Mona Lisa’d who
    🐢❤️🎨
    my turtles are crime fighters by night and art creators by day.

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  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★

    let’s not forget Clueless also came out in 1995 and yet Andy chose this as his favorite movie

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    my brother’s comments while watching The Batman with no context:

    “is Gotham a real place? if it was a real place I think it would be Seattle”

    “he [Batman] looks like a scout” 

    “huh. she’s [Catwoman] a bad guy. a bad girl” 

    “imagine the Riddler starts skiing at Batman. they were on a mountain and the Riddler grabs some skis and starts skiing down it”

    “Batman looks like an old man. do you notice it? it’s so obvious” 

    “that’s why…