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  • La Ciénaga
  • Double Indemnity
  • Sex, Lies, and Videotape
  • The Swimmer

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  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ½

  • The Northman

    ★★

  • The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

  • Red Rocket

    ★★½

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  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ½

    had an allergic reaction to this film
    so obviously just an opportunity for the most egotistical annoying dude you know to show off how nice of a guy he is and hook up with dakota johnson
    her hotness carries the entire film and is basically the only reason i kept it on as long as i did
    also was just really boring, aesthetically ugly, the music sucked, has the humor and emotional depth of a high schooler
    our generation's garden state but somehow way worse

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★

    can't really review this accurately considering that something in my brain totally blocks me from giving a single shit about anything that's happening in these types of movies. my attempts to sleep through it were tragically unsuccessful

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  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★★

    this miniseries has a 4.3 average on here and garnered critical and popular acclaim a few months back. a seemingly boring show about chess became such a phenomenon that i felt like i was the last person in the world to watch it. the overall premise didn't appeal to me much, but i still expected something SIGNIFICANTLY better than this. is its popularity a function of quarantine boredom, or are people really seeing something in this that i missed??

    i…

  • Silver Jew

    Silver Jew

    ★★★

    I've been doing a deep dive into DB's music this year, which naturally led me to this doc. It's not particularly well made, but I had never seen interviews with Berman or anything, so it was really nice getting a more intimate look at his personality/worldview apart from his music. this does seem like a happier phase of his life, from his cute relationship with cassie (lol at the c cup and up part) to him being moved to tears…