had an allergic reaction to this film
so obviously just an opportunity for the most egotistical annoying dude you know to show off how nice of a guy he is and hook up with dakota johnson
her hotness carries the entire film and is basically the only reason i kept it on as long as i did
also was just really boring, aesthetically ugly, the music sucked, has the humor and emotional depth of a high schooler
our generation's garden state but somehow way worse
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