Favorite films

  • La Ciénaga
  • Double Indemnity
  • Sex, Lies, and Videotape
  • The Swimmer

Recent activity

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth


  • The Northman


  • The Lighthouse


  • Red Rocket


Recent reviews

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth


    had an allergic reaction to this film
    so obviously just an opportunity for the most egotistical annoying dude you know to show off how nice of a guy he is and hook up with dakota johnson
    her hotness carries the entire film and is basically the only reason i kept it on as long as i did
    also was just really boring, aesthetically ugly, the music sucked, has the humor and emotional depth of a high schooler
    our generation's garden state but somehow way worse

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    can't really review this accurately considering that something in my brain totally blocks me from giving a single shit about anything that's happening in these types of movies. my attempts to sleep through it were tragically unsuccessful

Popular reviews

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit


    this miniseries has a 4.3 average on here and garnered critical and popular acclaim a few months back. a seemingly boring show about chess became such a phenomenon that i felt like i was the last person in the world to watch it. the overall premise didn't appeal to me much, but i still expected something SIGNIFICANTLY better than this. is its popularity a function of quarantine boredom, or are people really seeing something in this that i missed??


  • Silver Jew

    Silver Jew


    I've been doing a deep dive into DB's music this year, which naturally led me to this doc. It's not particularly well made, but I had never seen interviews with Berman or anything, so it was really nice getting a more intimate look at his personality/worldview apart from his music. this does seem like a happier phase of his life, from his cute relationship with cassie (lol at the c cup and up part) to him being moved to tears…