When Mario went into toon town I was like...
um... Excuse me?
As much as I'd love to be friends with Jake Gyllenhaal, I find him genuinely terrifying. I blame Nightcrawler. This only adds to my fear of this man.
I also love the camera work, use of color (mainly the muted yellow cuz its the only color), and the spider stuff. I don't know what the spiders mean, but I'm gonna look it up.
Good ish story, not enough stunts. Funny moments, not enough stunts. It was fine, I had a good time. Not enough stunts tho.
Johnny Knoxville is also fucking 50 so he should stop before he kills himself
EDIT: After watching it I thought it was OK and gave three stars. But as I sit and think, this movie actually isn't that good. I have no intention on ever revisiting this movie. The pacing is not good, awkwardly switching to a…