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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    This is the fastest slow burning movie.

    But nothing will ever beat seeing this in IMAX

  • La La Land

    La La Land


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    2 moments stand out in this movie for me.

    1. The camera push on J. K. Simmons when he's about to fire Seb. It's so extra but so perfect, I love it.

    2. The moment of eye contact in the end of the movie when Mia walks into Sebs jazz club. The moment they saw each other had me floored with tears for the rest of the movie.

    This is now the second hardest I've cried in a movie, behind Logan

    I was gonna rate 4.5, but then I started crying.

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  • Action Point

    Action Point

    Good ish story, not enough stunts. Funny moments, not enough stunts. It was fine, I had a good time. Not enough stunts tho.

    Johnny Knoxville is also fucking 50 so he should stop before he kills himself

    EDIT: After watching it I thought it was OK and gave three stars. But as I sit and think, this movie actually isn't that good. I have no intention on ever revisiting this movie. The pacing is not good, awkwardly switching to a…

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys


    Anytime I watch a movie with Ryan Gosling on it, I pretend I'm Ryan Gosling. After Drive, Blade Runner and First Man I walk and look at stuff really sadly and swaggy.

    After The Nice Guys I wanna be a dad that swears in front of my kid and be a not good parent but is actually really cool. I think it'll make my kid smart about the world.

    Anyways this movie is really good and funny. Ryan Gosling is still incredible