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  • Jesus Camp

    Jesus Camp


    I'm not here to judge evangelicals or anything, but they are terrifying.

    Really glad I was raised Catholic, went to Public School from 6th grade to graduation (from K-5 I was in Catholic School), even finished High School in an Environmental Studies school (absolutely changed my beliefs and made me question my life (in an good way)), and the Jesus Camp I went to was actually fun and didn't make me cry.

    I do recommend reading about these kids now, it's really fascinating.

  • The Sisters Brothers

    The Sisters Brothers


    If you put a wig on John C. Riley hed look like an ugly women.

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer


    If you look in the dictionary for "Perfect Casting" you'll see an image of John Goodman as Pops Racer.

    I'll never need to find a new Favorite Movie ever again.

  • Nothing to Lose

    Nothing to Lose


    What a crazy adventure. When they played Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) Scatman John, I fell in love.

    Justin said it was a hidden gem, I believe it.

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince


    As heartbreaking as this movie is, watching Aragors' funeral. I can't take it seriously when Effing Ralph Ineson shows up in the final act, says one line, and fucks off until the next movie (I presume, I actually haven't seen Deathly Hallows 1)

  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


    Jay and Silent Bob are underrated characters, I'd say.
    Very excited for the Reboot.

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel


    IMAX 3D made the movie better.

    I hope Bobby Rodriguez and Jimmy Cameron can make a sequel. I wanna see Daddy Norton and Daddy Christoph again

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


    I haven't seen this since I was 8 or 9. This was a LOT better than I remember.

    Umbridge was a real C-Word. Loved watching her exam go to shit, thanks weasley twins, and watching her get dragged off by centaurs. Awesome

  • Isn't It Romantic

    Isn't It Romantic


    No... Not really

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy


    I'm always shocked to see Ralph Ineson in a movie. My gut reaction always goes "it's the guy from The Hurricane Heist! Wow" despite my intro to him was the father in The VVitch, a much better film.

    Still always excited to see him and hear his gravely voice.

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel


    Despite the shit dialogue, I couldn't help but love it.

    The visuals and action were unreal. Holy shit. Wow.

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My various reactions during the film...

    Death Eaters at the Quidditch Game: that's a lot scarier in today's heated environment

    Dragon test: That's some Game of Thrones shit

    The Ball: Ron and Harry can't get a date... Relatable

    Water Test: That's some Creature of the Black Lagoon shit

    Maze: That's some The Happening shit

    Robert Pattinson fucking dies and Harry warps him back to his father: if I'm not careful, I'm gonna start crying. Oops looks like I already am 😭😭😭