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  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    "So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause" 

    If someone else, literally anyone else, had written and directed the Star Wars prequels, it probably would've ended with Anakin and Palpatine forcefully installing a new government in place of the republic. An actual coup de tat while good men fight valiantly but ultimately lose. Absolute evil triumphs absolute good, complete with a baby carriage rolling down the temple steps. Instead Lucas opts for a time-tested and proven approach for usurping democracy.…

  • Magnum Force

    Magnum Force

    apparently carl weathers was in this but i must have missed it and now i feel bad

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  • Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    The best image of all comes about halfway through when the cargo door is lowered. On the door is a painted American flag, thoroughly desecrated in bird shit. For anyone keeping track, in Afterlife Alice killed Hollywood, in Retributuon she killed cinema, and in The Final Chapter she kills the image, as well as capitalism, slavery, government, religion, commodification, herself, and even fucking god. My baby slaughters deities in this film. Do you understand how fucking crazy that is?

    This is so dense and all I know right now is Paul is a beautiful man and I hope he lives forever.


  • The Star Wars Holiday Special

    The Star Wars Holiday Special

    My professor literally stopped this every ten minutes so she could "roast it" and it was like the cringiest, longest, most dreadful episode of Nostalgia Critic ever. 

    The special is just whatever. Better than The Force Awakens at least.