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  Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018

  ★★★½ Rewatched by ACassell99 15 Jun 2022

  It’s the first film since the original that doesn’t treat its audience like a bunch of idiotic morons. Not saying I’m NOT an idiotic moron… but I don’t need a dinosaur movie to be the one to tell me that, GAWD

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★★★½ Rewatched by ACassell99 14 Jun 2022

  Watching this movie is like laying back in your recliner with a ice-cold root beer to watch some dinosaurs eat some frickin people, YEAH! All the while, Chris Pratt is hiding behind your chair, whispering so close to your ear he can practically kiss it… describing every little detail of what’s going on so you don’t get confused by the overly sophisticated details of the plot.

Popular reviews

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  When Harry Met Sally... 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched by ACassell99 03 May 2021

  If my future wife doesn’t fake an orgasm at a Denny’s, I don’t want it.

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  Labyrinth 1986

  ★★★ Watched by ACassell99 23 Jun 2021

  Why is David Bowie dressed like Pitbull in this?? And just like Pitbull, Bowie has a huge package.