It’s the first film since the original that doesn’t treat its audience like a bunch of idiotic morons. Not saying I’m NOT an idiotic moron… but I don’t need a dinosaur movie to be the one to tell me that, GAWD
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Jurassic World 2015
Watching this movie is like laying back in your recliner with a ice-cold root beer to watch some dinosaurs eat some frickin people, YEAH! All the while, Chris Pratt is hiding behind your chair, whispering so close to your ear he can practically kiss it… describing every little detail of what’s going on so you don’t get confused by the overly sophisticated details of the plot.
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When Harry Met Sally... 1989
If my future wife doesn’t fake an orgasm at a Denny’s, I don’t want it.
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