Letterboxd — Your life in film

This was such a pleasant surprise!! I thought it was gonna be about me and how easily I sunburn, but still great nonetheless.

It’s the first film since the original that doesn’t treat its audience like a bunch of idiotic morons. Not saying I’m NOT an idiotic moron… but I don’t need a dinosaur movie to be the one to tell me that, GAWD

Watching this movie is like laying back in your recliner with a ice-cold root beer to watch some dinosaurs eat some frickin people, YEAH! All the while, Chris Pratt is hiding behind your chair, whispering so close to your ear he can practically kiss it… describing every little detail of what’s going on so you don’t get confused by the overly sophisticated details of the plot.

William H. Macy’s Mustache

I hate to be that guy, but the little British girl in the cold open had some overly hairy arms. Like I knew their teeth were bad, but hairy arms too… *shivers*

This was the origin story of Elon Musk.

I’m such a fucking baby.

I can’t believe Topher Grace and Michael Chiklis showed up as Eddie Brock and Michael Chiklis.

I’ve been playing Assassin’s Creed Valhalla for the last two months, and c’mon Eggman… you totally wrote this after you played that. I know what you did, Eggers! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!

Hate to say it, but Will Smith’s portrayal in this film is incredibly tarnished. Somebody should slap me in the face to make me forget he ever did anything.

This movie and Eternals have to be some of the worst color-corrected movies of all time. The beautiful shots are there, yet they’re muddied with dark palettes. The colorists for those films should absolutely be thrown into a rancor pit.